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- Contributed by b-team on: 07/03/2009

  

A Message To Our Bird-Brained (Bird Loving) Neighbors

By The Disgruntleds

Dear Neighbors:  We're writing this to you because, frankly, we think there's a better chance you'll understand it than the 1000s of birds you invite into your yard each morning starting around 5:40 A.M. We say "invite" because, well, installing 100s of bird feeders all over your property is a helluva...read more

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Overheard

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07/03/2009

  

Fool, I'm Trying To Sleep

Guy 1: Ever wonder why you get snow sometimes and frozen rain other times when it's below freezing.

Guy 2: (yawns; it's 6:30 a.m.)

Guy 1: What about sleet? Even hail.

Guy 2: (leans head back on bench)

Guy 1: Then...

Guy 2: Can you please shut up.

-- Overheard in: Train Sta., South Orange NJ --

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Juice

- added on: 06/29/2009

  

Car Seat Fan To Cool Your Fanny

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Who needs AC when you can attach this high tech -- easy to install -- comfy fan directly to your car seat? It pumps air continually onto the parts of your body that sweat and need it most -- your back and butt...read more

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B-Tales Episode 5

- added on: 06/22/2009

  

There Will Be Chips

Rick walked into the room, and saw no poker chips or decks of cards or bags of Doritos on the table. Fled was drinking a diet root beer and some other guy he didn't know was drinking a Snapple, but the rest of the guys, none of whom he knew, were drinking nothing.

"Where's the beer?" Rick said....read more