4-Year-Old Boy: Mommy had a really bad headache. No, wait. Her tummy hurt a lot.

3-Year-Old Boy: (listening)

4-Year-Old Boy: It hurt so much, she had to go to the hospital.

3-Year-Old Boy: (listening, barely)

4-Year-Old Boy: And then she pushed me out her butt. And that's how I was made!   ...overhear more