In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

--Steven Wright

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Number of carpenters in U.S.: 1,764,000

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- added on 07/12/2009

A Bush In Need Of A Condom

Bush condoms optional.

Mortgage Man. No loans closed. Just...closed.

...We'll try 34. If we don't like it, then 38; if we don't like that, then 42. Then, if we don't like that, 34; wait, we already tried 34. What about the cone, can we have that as our address?

At least the value of beer has held.

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markbecker ??Sun, 07/12/2009 ?? 22:15

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