B-Rant

- submitted by . on 10/01/2009

I Can't Invest $100,000. How 'Bout Zero? Would Zero Work?

You go to a bar. You have a few beers. You meet nice people. You make a $100,000 investment. Or not. Not sure exactly what to make of this, or what to draw from it. It is pretty d*mn funny, we think. But there may be larger lessons here -- like, it's good to remember people's names, good not to hit on others' girlfriends, good to keep your email address from drunken fools. On the other hand...probably not.

It is a laugh, though...

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fake

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

This is obviously fake

fake + 4

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

fake + 4

fake

- submitted by sherlock on 10/02/2009

too easy to fake when you white out the email addresses and other info to "protect the innocent."

what a douche

I can understand censoring

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

I can understand censoring the email addresses... and maybe even the url... but why would you white out the times?

haha of course fake because

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

haha of course fake because it's funny. who give a shiat. funny or not. i say funny

I don't see why he can't

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

I don't see why he can't invest. Take out a 3rd and 4th mortgage on the house or borrow from a bank where you pay big interest and you have your investment. coat hangers are as good as the stock market

Coat hangers rock!!!!

- submitted by MrHanger on 10/02/2009

Coat hangers rock!!!!

Lets use 2 hours speculating

- submitted by Fake or not, stuff it on 10/02/2009

Lets use 2 hours speculating if its fake or not please...

Still, i can imagine this happening. Its not the first unlikely and crazy thing that has happened in the US hehe

Even if it is fake, it was

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

Even if it is fake, it was funny.

Seriously

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

I've met drunker people with worse ideas and less of a clue. Why call fake? In either case, worth some laughs. Upvoted.

Totally agree with last

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

Totally agree with last commenter. It's fing funny so i could care less if fake or not. It might be real, i dont know and i don't care. Good laughs.

Long Ass Paper

- submitted by JohnnyFive on 10/02/2009

I don't care if it's fake, it's hilarious.

That being said, that is the longest piece of paper i've ever seen. Seriously.

funny

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

Good and funny but obviously a fake. Text doesn't quite align with the paper shape.

to 'funny'

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/02/2009

Duh it doesn't align with paper shape. obviously they printed it out and cut it so that it was easier to present. OBVIOUSLY.

I hate to participate in the

- submitted by helraise on 10/02/2009

I hate to participate in the fake vs real debate because I don't care, i think it's funny and that's good for me. But just because email is cut doesn't make it fake. don't know if you've ever printed out a long email string but you have lots of empty space between page breaks so, if you want an email to be readable, you'd probably also want to cut it so it connects seaminglessly. Not taking a position here, just saying if it's cut it doesn't really mean anything. My thing is, i laughed when I read this, thats better than most crap I read so I'm good with it

Still interesting

- submitted by Darby O'Toole on 10/02/2009

I don't care whether it is fake or not, it is somewhat funny, especially on the last two aspects. 1 - Telling him what a drunken baffon he was and how stupid his idea was. And 2nd and more importent, him replying and apologizing for calling the guy Craig and still offering him in at a lower investment?

This is a tad bit scary as I have seen guys like this, they were not quite as stupid as this, however their persistence and lack of ability to be insulted was about the same. Some people really will sell their soul for money. Even with bad ideas...Look at the Sham Wow guy!

stupid

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/04/2009

This is a waste of time. It is the most stupid and fake thing I have seen. Whoever did this is an imbecile if they thought it would be thought of as an actual encounter. Some of us have a brain. Try again. Try MUCH harder!