B-Rant

- submitted by . on 04/03/2012

Cows In Cars ... A Tribute

Cows in cars is a time-worn tradition. OK, it's not, but it's possible it might become one. What's true is cows sitting, standing, lying around in cars is funny...ridiculous, surreal. And yet somehow in a twisted sort of way, right.

Anyway, we tend to laugh our asses off when we see these pics -- so we thought we'd share.

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Metal Cow Statue In Car

The ultimate tribute? A wayward statue illuminating and reflecting the whole cow-in-car sub-culture thing. Really, it doesn't get much better than this...other than for this particular car owner, of course.

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Cow Simultaneously Standing In Passenger and Back Seat

Total cow comfort. Perfect for long trips or for the cow who wants to stretch and graze while traveling.

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Biker Cow Riding Shotgun

Sytlish and contemporary, yet not fully in control.

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The Luggage Rack Luxuriating Cow

We're not sure about this one but we believe the cow is OK and simply relaxing in the aftermath of an event over which he had no control and, fortunately for him, has no understanding.

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The Family Vacationing Cow

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You want to go away but you don't want to leave your favorite cow. So don't. Sure, it's a tight squeeze for all of you -- you should see the human passengers -- but, when you get there, you'll be glad you hav the whole family together, just like at home and just as you and your cows were meant to be.

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The Not Quite Inside & Not Quite Outside Cow

This cow's not technically in the car, but it's close enough for us, especially since this vehicle is only a shell of a car, and only a piece of the car at that. (Also, we know, this might not be a cow. But as long as it's in the cow-oxen-bison family, we're comfortable. Bisons in cars are just as funny as cows, in our personal opinions.)

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'Cows-Love-Looking-Out-Windows' Cow

Who doesn't? Like dogs in cars, cows probably love the windows too....Have you ever seen a cow in a car not thrusting its face out an open window? Of course not.

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'Car-Contemplating' Cow

OK, here the cows aren't in the car at all...but let's be honest, they're clearly contemplating it.

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'That-Looks-Like-A-Hot-Motorcycle' Cow

Similar to the cow-decorated car above, no way this cow isn't thinking, I'm gonna jump that bike and hightail it out of here and get me some grass to munch on...

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