You just can't make these up -- the nutty names of businesses only the burbs could love. Check them out -- along with our thoughtfully suggested promo tag lines. And contribute names of businesses you know about -- photos too -- and we'll give them all the Burbia-style marketing boost they deserve!

Valiant Home Remodelers

Carteret, NJ

B-Tag: It takes courage to charge you what we do.

A Raleigh Lawn Care Contractor

Raleigh, NC

B-Tag: You could find one in Jersey, sure, but that's 500 miles away.

First Impression Tree Service

Evanston, IL

B-Tag: You'll want to marry us the very first tree we cut down.

Mulch Blowers

S. Plainfield, NJ

B-Tag: Anybody can sell or deliver mulch. We blow it, all over your yard, for no good reason, and make a really big mess.