Real Businesses

You just can't make these up -- the nutty names of businesses only the burbs could love. Check them out -- along with our thoughtfully suggested promo tag lines. And contribute names of businesses you know about -- photos too -- and we'll give them all the Burbia-style marketing boost they deserve!

This And That Land Maintenance

Rockford, IL

B-Tag: Who the hell knows. It may be your backyard, your front yard; hell, sometimes we might just sit on your curb and peel oranges.

submitted by k37 on 09/02/2008

  

Decks By Yannuzzi

Englishtown, NJ

B-Tag:And not just decks...perms, colorizings, frostings, whatever and whenever you want to look your best.

submitted by bt on 08/11/2008

  

Peter The Stump Eater

Youngsville, NC

B-Tag: Thing is, when I was growing up I never liked stumps. Too bitter, acidic. Then I tried them again in college. And, suddenly...pure magic.

submitted by tm on 07/27/2008

  

Upscale Landscaping

Raleigh, NC

B-Tag:You want downscale, go to my brother-in-law, Jed.

submitted by lg on 07/19/2008

  

Rotten Job Carpentry

Cranford, NJ

B-Tag: Our pledge: We'll turn your simple easy job into an unmitigated disaster, or your money back.

submitted on 07/07/2008