You just can't make these up -- the nutty names of businesses only the burbs could love. Check them out -- along with our thoughtfully suggested promo tag lines. And contribute names of businesses you know about -- photos too -- and we'll give them all the Burbia-style marketing boost they deserve!

Avant Gardens Inc.

Delray Beach, FL

B-Tag: You know that granite sculpture of the buttocks and cantaloup at the museum? That's what your lawn will look like.

Nature's Perspective Landscaping

Evanston, IL

B-Tag: When we mow, we consider how the lawn would feel.

Lawn Ranger

Machesney, IL

B-Tag: $10 extra and I'll wear the mask and cape; 20$, I'll ride a power mower painted as a stallion.

Fountainhead Landscaping

Raleigh, NC

B-Tag: Just as Ayn Rand would've wanted. Aggressive, muscular, boulders everywhere.