You just can't make these up -- the nutty names of businesses only the burbs could love. Check them out -- along with our thoughtfully suggested promo tag lines. And contribute names of businesses you know about -- photos too -- and we'll give them all the Burbia-style marketing boost they deserve!

The Grout Guy

Woodland Park, CO

B-Tag:I love grout. I used to deny it. Now I don't. It's who I am.

Pampered Lawn

Raleigh, NC

B-Tag: We spoil them, so your neighbors' dogs can pee on them.

Attractive Lawn & Tree Experts

Evanston, IL

B-Tag: We're not just experts, we're really really good looking.

Well Hung Sheetrock

Long Island, NY

B-Tag:Ours hang well, while we hang yours well.