You just can't make these up -- the nutty names of businesses only the burbs could love. Check them out -- along with our thoughtfully suggested promo tag lines. And contribute names of businesses you know about -- photos too -- and we'll give them all the Burbia-style marketing boost they deserve!

Beyond Power Washing

Edison, NJ

B-Tag: Not just better or best. But beyond. A different universe. Think Timothy Leary with a power water hose.

Dr. Lawn Ground Maintenance

Rockford, IL

B-Tag: You think it was easy getting through medical school with that name?

Foreman's Lawn Lovers

Rockford, IL

B-Tag: We love them, and we're not ashamed. Charter members, MLLA: Man Loves Lawns Association.

Hollywood Pavers

Red Bank, NJ

B-Tag: Brad, Angie, Jen, Tomkat. We got'em. (At least their posters.) A-list talent at NJ driveway paving prices.