Overheard in the Burbs
Fun conversations, secrets, confessions. Want to know what people are saying and thinking in the suburbs? Listen.
Crossing Guard 1: How long you think it'd take to walk over there? (points to parking lot down the street)
Crossing Guard 2: I dunno, who cares, how should I know?
Crossing Guard 1: Guess, take a guess.
Crossing Guard 2: 3 minutes.
Crossing Guard 1: I did it in 2:20.
Crossing Guard 2: (silent)
Crossing Guard 1: Two f-ing twenty.
-- Overheard in: Millburn NJ --
contributed by colonel on 11/14/2009 | |
Guy 1: 35 minutes, 40 tops.
Guy 2: To work?
Guy 1: It's no big deal.
Guy 2: The train ride itself is 40 minutes. I've been on it.
Guy 1: OK, maybe it's 45.
Guy 2: Then you take a subway 5 stops, and have to walk 6 blocks. Plus you've got a 15 minute drive to the train station.
Guy 1: What's your point?
-- Overheard in: Diner, Portchester NY --
contributed by ZP on 11/12/2009 | |
Woman 1: Thinking of home schooling Laura.
Woman 2: Laura? College Laura?
Woman 1: Yeah, Dartmouth
Woman 2: What...?
Woman 1: All they do is party. I swear, no different than Miami.
Woman 2: They're smarter, though.
Woman 1: Yea, she gets drunk with smart people. She throws up in smart peoples' toilets. Go Ivy League!
-- Overheard in: Mall, Paramus NJ --
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