Overheard in the Burbs

Exploding Pipes, No Problem

Woman 1: You're saying Dave said he could fix it better than the plumber?

Woman 2: Yea.

Woman 1: Dave, the man who didn't know the difference between a wrench and a hammer?

Woman 2: Yea.

Woman 1: He said this after the toilet exploded? After he'd already been fixing it?

Woman 2: Yea.

Woman 1: Your husband is quite a catch.

Woman 2: No s**t.