B-Rants

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You're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore? We want to hear about it. This is your chance to mouth off -- about your neighbor, PTA, property taxes, personal trainer (you should be so lucky) -- without losing your cover as a good suburbanite.

contributed by . on 11/20/2009

  

Consider This: The Latest In Unnecessary Home Entertainment Technology

Just in time for the holidays. A breakthrough in home entertainment-recreation for the whole family. Seeking investors and fun-loving (and very lazy or sleepy) home owners. Our first reaction when we saw this video (not knowing what we were going to see) was...whoa. Really, doesn't that first couple seconds when the contraption...read more

contributed by . on 11/19/2009

  

A Gift And Investment Buying Opportunity Stupider Than Auto Stocks?

Not too long ago we received a spam promo-ad that was so comically  moronic -- and ill timed -- we just couldn't ignore it. From the same people who brought us the uncomprehendingly tacky Obama Victory Plates comes this 1-time opportunity to buy the "rare," "extraordinary" and "magnificent" newly minted fake Buffalo Dollar commemorative coins. We appreciated this offer not just because the product itself was silly...read more

contributed by . on 11/18/2009

  

If You Receive This Email, It Means I Hate You

We don't know what exactly to make of this or how to describe it. We think it's an excellent idea, or maybe not. We do think it's funny, though not sure if that's the entire intent. We can think of many more than the requested five people to put on our hate list. We also tried the email address -- it seems to work, messages seem to go through. But we haven't gotten any replies yet, if we ever will. So, whatever it is, it is extraordinary...read more