B-Rants

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You're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore? We want to hear about it. This is your chance to mouth off -- about your neighbor, PTA, property taxes, personal trainer (you should be so lucky) -- without losing your cover as a good suburbanite.

contributed by . on 11/16/2009

  

Forgiveness Has Its Limits

Sure, you slept with Carl [we're guessing] but I forgive you. Only...good riddance, stay with Carl. And -- no way I'm giving up the bicycle rack. The bicycle rack stays with me!  Period. (Seems fair.) ...read more

contributed by . on 11/15/2009

  

Yes, We'll Have Some Bacon With Our DVDs & Lounge Wear

Stores are discounting, offering incentives like never before. If you've got money, -- a big if -- it's a great time to be a consumer. Some stores are getting creative--even entertaining. Hey, they've got to compete for the limited dollars out there. So yes, absolutely, thank you...we'll take a side of bacon with our DVDs and Madden '09 & '10. And make it crisp...read more

contributed by a.vernon on 11/13/2009

  

Classic Children Stories. Scary, Violent, Abusive. Other Than That, So Fun

By Amy Vernon

As the mother of a 5-year-old and an almost 3-year-old, I read a lot of children's stories. Every night at bedtime, and often during the day. Some are new books or nonfiction accounts of all kinds of animals. Others are the so-called classics. One book, 5-Minute Fairy Tales, has Puss in Boots, Cinderella, Snow White, George and the Dragon ...read more