It's wacky out here in the burbs. Real Stories brings you the funniest, most absurd and stranger-than-fiction real stories from all over America. Stories that can only happen in the burbs. We, the B-Team, provide original headlines, plus our own crazy Burbia "takes" on the stories. Send us your stories too. If they meet Burbia's stringent standards (e.g., they make us laugh), we'll tee up them too.

The Stupidest Bank Robber In America?

Bethlehem PA

B-Take: Good news: the (alleged) robber walked from the bank with $800 cool cash. Sweet. Bad news: he left his wallet and 2 photo IDs on the teller counter before he left. Oops! Extra bad news: he also left for the cops his criminal registration card -- can anyone say repeat felon? And...repeat have-a-good-time-in-jail?...see the full story.

Man Found Glued To Toilet. BREAKING: It Wasn't Intentional

Queensland AU

B-Take: It was a shopping mall (where else). The result of a prank (what else). In Australia (how come so much wacky stuff happens there?) The victim was a 70-year-old guy whose butt and heart probably didn't find it funny--and who, according to police, would have suffered injury had he removed the offending toilet himself....see the full story.

Local Cops Issue Parking Ticket To Dog

Darwin AU

B-Take: Surprised? Authorities know dogs are just as likely to pay their fines as humans. (You don't hear much about the dog recession these days, do you?!)  This offending dog was leashed in a "no parking" zone. Police requested his license and registration. When he refused (offering a weak "bark"), they acted: taping the violation notice to the dog's fur....see the full story.