Burbia Blogs

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submitted on 09/30/2009

  

Wise Wisdom from... THELifeCoach -- Lesson 9

Learn, grow, achieve all your dreams...

Wise Wisdom...

It is easy to look at weeds and see weeds but less easy to see a 72" flat screen TV.
-THELifeCoach

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submitted on 09/28/2009

  

A Letter to the Middle-Aged Guy in the BMW Z4

I used to drool on your car when I parked beside it at the deli. There was nothing subtle about the way I hung over the side to get a look at that luxurious interior, imagining the feel of the leather on my thighs on a hot summer's night. Don't laugh. It's what you wanted. ...read more.

submitted on 09/25/2009

  

The $9,000 Man

I want to reduce my carbon footprint and save the planet from environmental disaster, so I am trying to date locally. Maintaining a five-to-ten mile date radius will save on the consumption of fossil fuels and eliminate hazardous mood-killing road ...read more.

submitted on 09/23/2009

  

Wise Wisdom from... THELifeCoach -- Lesson 8

Learn, grow, achieve all your dreams...

Wise Wisdom...

A client asked me, "have you ever failed?". No.
-THELifeCoach

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submitted on 09/18/2009

  

A Visit from the God Squad

They come in twos and threes, dressed as if going to church in the south in the 1950s. They are always African American. They frequently have a child in tow, a child who never shouts or cries or goofs off, even though he or she doesn't have ...read more.