B-Rant

- submitted by . on 09/24/2009

Jack, What The F*** Happened Here!?

A friend of a friend sent us these pics. The guy had recently moved in with his girlfriend. She was away a few days and apparently came back earlier than expected.

Personally we don't see what her problem is. (OK, it probably would've been nice to have the toilet seat down.) But the bathroom has pretty much what you'd expect. A bunch of sh*t on the floor. (We're not crazy about the spotted underwear...but that's personal taste.) Duct tape, flashlight/lantern, sports equipment (cleats, tennis racket). Of course there's the basic TV-remotes, some kind net thing hanging on the wall and, of course, handcuffs.

She wasn't happy. (See Note. It's what greeted him when he returned -- to watch TV or use the duct tape or...wait, what is that rubber duck doing there?)

According to our friend, the guy has since moved out. Look, if his girlfriend can't tolerate the slightest bit of untidiness in a shared bathroom, what does that say about the big things?

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I dont see the probloem with

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

I dont see the probloem with this either, why doesn't she pick up the book, it's a good one, and read. relax!!!

She should read the book.

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

She should read the book. It's by Dennis Lehane, an excellent author. Then maybe she' d chill.

Whose handcuffs are they,

- submitted by e4rwalist on 09/24/2009

Whose handcuffs are they, maybe theyre hers. If so, he might want to be more accomodating

2 remotes? how many TVs you

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

2 remotes? how many TVs you need in the can? never can have too many..

What the hell is that net on

- submitted by redlin on 09/24/2009

What the hell is that net on the wall, a mini ping pong net?

I'd have left the same note...

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

How does a bathroom get in such disarray in a couple days? Did this guy move into her place from a pig sty or frat house?

I am on her side. Yes, I am

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

I am on her side. Yes, I am a female. I would have left the same note!!!

I can stand some clutter, but this photo shows the bathroom to be almost unusable. To me, this is totally unacceptable.

If the bathroom looks this cluttered, what about the rest of the home.......

awesome. i want this

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

awesome. i want this bathroom! who needs entertainment center when you've got handcuffs and rubber duck, yeah

what's with the mardi gras

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

what's with the mardi gras mask?

fartid blood

- submitted by Demos on 09/24/2009

World's biggest bitch: http://www.filthyrichmond.com

Looks Clean to Me

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

But then, one of my bathrooms is 2" deep in action figures.

Frisbee

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

On the right. I love it.

Wow

- submitted by Jason Woods on 09/24/2009

OMG leave him dude, thats insane! WTF???

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gender issues

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

...With women, it's always about power and control!

Toilet looks clean, though.

- submitted by JimDoss on 09/24/2009

Toilet looks clean, though.

getting laid

- submitted by evaloco on 09/24/2009

Looks like this guy is gonna need a new girlfriend. He better go to

http://www.ju-ce.com

but it is up

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

but it is up

Staged

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

The whole thing is staged.

I think his mates just

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

I think his mates just pranked him.

The most disturbing thing in

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

The most disturbing thing in these pictures is the fact that this dude has Comcast

Kick this bitch to the curb,

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

Kick this bitch to the curb, Jack

women dont be angry... YOU

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

women dont be angry... YOU KNOW he beat you to the punch.... have you ever seen a clean/non-cluttered woman's bathroom?

I DONT THINK SO!!!

staged

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

where are the used toilet roles, why is the toilet clean, and everything is placed, I might be wrong, but looks like random stuff that was in the bedroom was just scattered in the room for the shot

Jacks stuff

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/24/2009

Evidently, she doesn't know Jacl! (somebody had to say it!)

She obviously wants a man

- submitted by Bunny on 09/25/2009

She obviously wants a man who still lives with his mother. Men that live with their mothers never seem to have this sort of mess problem.

WTF, is that know even in

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

WTF, is that know even in English? "you don't live done" People have become fucking retarded in this country...

fake

- submitted by Anonymouse on 09/25/2009

pics are staged.

???

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

WTF happened there?! deal breaker.

Interesting pics

- submitted by AC on 09/25/2009

Hmm... looking at the 3rd pic, I see a pair of handcuffs. Wonder what it is doing there in the bathroom

bob@spambob.org

- submitted by Bob on 09/25/2009

It's not like she broke up with him because of the mess. She just said, "Clean up your fucking mess." I've said the same thing to my wife and children on occasion, although a little bit nicer. And who wouldn't? That is a fucking mess, and whoever made it should clean it up. Also, apparently the guy WAS living alone for a few days, and had intended to clean it up before his girlfriend got home, so there's not much against him there either.

Some people just read way too much into things.

A slob like that needs to

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

A slob like that needs to be put out of their misery !

FAKE

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

FAKE

Fucking NIGGERS

- submitted by Diggi Boy on 09/25/2009

Fucking NIGGERS !!

http://www.ju-ce.com

Wow. That is some shit. I

- submitted by Robert Page on 09/25/2009

Wow. That is some shit.

I bet shes a jew

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Not that bad...

- submitted by Anonymous Jake on 09/25/2009

It's just a bunch of stuff lying on the floor. The bowl isn't dirty, neither is the sink, the floor, or the rest of the bath room. The various items don't look dirty either. Nothing that a large box to dump the items in can't fix in 2 minutes.

I suppose this mess was in

- submitted by Jancis on 09/25/2009

I suppose this mess was in his room and he did a quick-cleaning by throwing all this random sh*t into bathroom.. and thats all. Could be some date or party or mother visiting.

Fake it's obvious this is

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

Fake it's obvious this is not a real mess

Obviously this man is

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

Obviously this man is attempting to start a CVS in his bathroom, more power to you bro.

Love the guys here who...

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

Love the guys commenting here who play it off like SHE'S got the problem. I'm a GUY and I'd give this slob two minutes to clean this crap up or it would be out on the curb.

@bunny: a "guy who lives with his mother," huh? The unbelievable lack of concern for clutter and the assumption someone else will clean it up is evidence that this guy IS used to living with his mother. Idiot. lol

Haha

- submitted by OneAdney.com on 09/25/2009

What The F***

may be intentional…. best

- submitted by Jolly S on 09/25/2009

may be intentional…. best to way to get rid of something ‘no more interested’ but knowing very well how to make it easily rather an emotional tearful end.. Otherwise all that mess doesn't make any story/sense... or just a making Toilet is clean & things look like newly bought for this purpose – still packed & never used

staged

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

staged

It's says "you don't live

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

It's says "you don't live alone anymore"...

what an annoying girl

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

Why do girls think they have the right to dictate the level of cleanliness? This is how most girls are these days and why they're all so miserable. They think they have the right to boss guys around and guys have to walk around apologizing all the time and trying to anticipate what the girls want. Well, that's how it was in my last relationships and now that I'm alone I am amazed that I stayed in them for as long as I did. I don't get where women pick up this behavior.

staged

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

staged

Hmph!

- submitted by Darth Continent on 09/25/2009

He should reply, "Get in the kitchen and make me a sammidge!!"

Staged.

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

Staged.

Who let her out of the

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

Who let her out of the kitchen?

Just another take on it.

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/25/2009

Ok. I agree with the staged thing, but if it's not staged has anyone thought that maybe the dude is gay? Some of the things on the floor could lead to that. The handcuffs, The rubber duck. The Mardi Gras mask. If I'm seeing right that looks like a camera on the sink. Maybe he decided to get out of this relationship for more reasons than just a bossy woman. The whole bathroom is clean except for the things on the floor. Just another take on it.

To the person who asked

- submitted by BaseBaller on 09/25/2009

To the person who asked "what does 'you don't live DONE anymore' mean?"

I believe the word is "alone," not "done."