The juice on great stuff to buy. Or sometimes just cool, fun, unusual -- even over the top silly -- stuff to look at, and then not to buy. Plus, the juice on all things going on across the big suburban landscape -- trends, happenings, changes, patterns. Got juice? Send yours along. Drink Burb Juice every day -- and stay energized.

Don't be shocked. According to our friends at Gajitz, energy from dismantled nuclear bombs represents 10% of American home electricity. And you thought your electric bills were dangerously high! Turns out using abandoned nukes -- including those from Russia -- and the resultant existing diluted weapons grade uranium is cheaper than creating new uranium. Whether it makes you feel safe, or whether using nuclear energy at all, is a good thing is another story entirely...read more.

Monogrammed BBQ Branding Iron. Ok, this is a little silly. But who wouldn't want to brand their perfectly barbecued steaks and chops with their own personal monograms? A fun, nutty yet totally functional BBQ tool. A great gift for dad or mom or any other backyard chef who takes pride in the art of grilling...or tragically whose grilled meats tend to go missing....read more.

The answer is yes, definitely, if you drink the new Magic Power Coffee -- a blend oflibido-inspiring natural herbs guaranteed to start your morning off really with a jolt. Does it work? We're not sure really. Is it safe -- there too, not sure. But it's advertised as safe -- and as sure a thing as there is out there -- and equally effective for men and women. So before you head into your local Starbucks tomorrow morning, ask yourself -- do I want that grande mochachino half-calf again...read more.

Just what we need. An alarm clock that wakes us up (check; have to live with that) but also monitors our sleep all night (think big brother, or big...Ben?) and lets us know, the second we get up, how actually we slept? Hmm, let's see. I know we woke up 4 times to go to the bathroom, grab some Tostidos from the kitchen, thinking we heard somebody screaming next door (we did...that freak neighbor again yelling at her freak boyfriend)...and that was all before...read more.

Have you ever found yourself wondering, wouldn't it be great if that lamp shade over there wasn't attached to the lamp base...it just kind of floated peacefully in the air somewhere above it? No? Well, you should have... where's you're imagination? Thanks to our friends at Gajitz, there's no need to continue (or start) imagining. Floating, hovering, levitating lamp shades are now reality, as are all kinds of other fun levitating...read more.