Burb Juice
The juice on great stuff to buy. Or sometimes just cool, fun, unusual -- even over the top silly -- stuff to look at, and then not to buy. Plus, the juice on all things going on across the big suburban landscape -- trends, happenings, changes, patterns. Got juice? Send yours along. Drink Burb Juice every day -- and stay energized.

Town after town, especially in the northeast (and especially in New Jersey) are complaining
about the influx of turkeys -- the birds -- into their neighborhoods. (Surely it's not the schools.) The gobblers congest streets, poop all over lawns and, worst of all, make a lot of people guilty about chopping off their heads and eating the birds for...read more.

For all you men who say, we're man enough to wear skirts if only they were practical enough for us -- and we're told there are many -- this is your lucky
day. Utilikilts are here. The comfort and freedom of women's skirts with all the practicality and masculinity a man could ever want. For example, the tool-belt skirt: Stylish pleats and loose fitting bottom with reinforced pockets and grips to hold all the screwdrivers, hammers...read more.

Finally, an authentic Jame T. Kirk Star Trek captain chair is available to everyone -- perfectly reconstructed from the original TV series design... down to the red and yellow warning buttons, toggle switches that jettisoned unwanted aliens and, of course, all the pleasing buzzes, swishes, whirrrrs and other real space ship sounds produced by...read more.

It's simple really. Grow a mustache and let other people online watch (OK, maybe laugh a little) at your progress, and you'll raise money to fight cancer. Our friends at Aslyum have coordinated efforts with two great mustache-friendly charities and all you need to do is sign up. Definitely check out the Asylum piece for more. We'll also...read more.

Literally, you brush your teeth with this stuff and -- within seconds, minutes? -- you're fast asleep.
At least that's the claim of its inventor -- a certified (not certifable) dentist who apparently (OK, we're speculating here) wanted something to put out his whining patients before they even got the gas...read more.