In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

--Steven Wright

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markbecker ??Mon, 07/13/2009 ?? 10:06

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