Overheard - contributed by telly on 10/19/2009

  

I'll Do Master Of The Universe Next Year ... Or Decade

Guy 1: She asked me how fast I can type. Can you believe that?

Guy 2: Well...

Guy 1: You f-ing believe that? I went to f-ing b-school. I was going to scream, f-ing tear down the book cases, smash her desk, throw the chair through the window.

Guy 2: So what did you do?

Guy 1: I told her 85 words a minute. (pauses) I need that f-ing job. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Gym, Murray Hill NJ--

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