B-Rant

- submitted by . on 07/19/2009

  

Hey Neighbor, Keep Your Lawn Chairs Off Your Lawn!

What's wrong with some neighbors? Crazy email. One guy [Paul] has decided his neighbor [John] is ruining his pristine house view by placing a couple lawn chairs on his [John's] own backyard.

This email exchange was sent to a friend of ours from John, with the following message: "Can you believe this? This guy [Paul] is out of his mind. I think his wife left him, what a surprise! He's f-ing crazy. I'm an idiot for replying, I know.WTFFF!"


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treat people like you want

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

treat people like you want to be treated. YES IT IS THAT SIMPLE


Hi Digg.

- submitted by GooGooly on 07/10/2009

Hi Digg.


He is a nutter, but a lawyer

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

He is a nutter, but a lawyer would have a field day with your emailed "threat" on his backside.


another reason the UNITED

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

another reason the UNITED STATES SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! dedpet


Legal action?

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

Legal action for not removing 2 lawn chairs? BS. I wonder which court they will visit


Yaa, americans are greedy ,

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

Yaa, americans are greedy , selfish, mean , think they are all that.


america sucks

- submitted by Montand on 07/10/2009

The People should not use the word United anymore they all just hate each other, and are big complainers . why don't they just admit they are unhappy . the government has to control their every move so they try to unleash what little power they have on their neighbor.. what a bunch of pussy. I will have my big attorney pick on you because i am a big sissy and i can only get my power trip by complaining about my neighbors chairs. You shouldn't be able to threaten with your crooked attorney either. Little communist should have been thrown out of the country along time ago. shit a lot of them were 20 in 1965 and smoked dope and f ed all they wanted to , and now they want to put on the brakes (democrat s) and tell everybody else what to do. America Does Suck.. Maybe we need a war here to bring back Democracy or what ever you want to call it. There is no freedom when you can't even have property rights. Freedom in american is dead. Stop paying taxes and supporting this crap. it is all lies.


seriously though, he should

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

seriously though, he should remove the wheelchairs..


America is scary, I don't

- submitted by on 07/10/2009

America is scary, I don't really feel safe, the poeple are really weird


too much fraud.

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

too much fraud.


Who won?

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

Who won?


You people are retarded.

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

You people are retarded. These sort of things happen in any country, not just America. The US grants more freedoms to more people than any nation has to date.


What?

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

The US sucks because of lawn chairs? The hell is wrong with you, idiot?


This took place in New Zealand!

- submitted by JBone on 07/10/2009

Guys chill with the anti-US hate. This took place in Cromwell, New Zealand.


Haha

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

As someone who lived in England for 10 years... I am damn PROUD to be American born and living here again. Good God, that damp, depressing place sucks the life out of everyone.


WTF

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

You bash the UNITED States of America but how pea-brained does one have to be to generalize and stereotype the entire population of a country. The US has 300 million people sorry we can't all be cheerful brain surgeons who embrace each other's presence. I'd really like to know what utopian society everybody else lives in. @montand A am proud and happy to live in a place where I can hold my own opinions. Sorry to shatter you naive view of Americans


not in NZ

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

I would be very surprised if this took place in New Zealand. 1 - New Zealanders use the word 'arse' instead of 'ass'. 2 - New Zealand doesn't have states, it has provinces, though it is possible that the author of the email is using the word 'state' to refer to the country in its entirety. However, it is unlikely that this is the case.


still not in NZ

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

And in New Zealand 'gas stations' are called 'petrol stations'.


NO

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

It's not in New Zealand, you moron.

Quit trying to make stuff up, to try to make this American BS look better.


I'm sure the United States

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

I'm sure the United States can't be blamed for a mere argument between neighbors. Is the leading country in the world, if not for them we all would be in the medieval blahblahblah... Although, the disturbing thing about America is the eagerness of their people to take legal actions because of every imaginable nonsense. Lawyers in the USA must be the happiest people in the world...


lol

- submitted by lol on 07/10/2009

lol


You americans are incredibly

- submitted by Foreigner on 07/10/2009

You americans are incredibly stupid. You are lucky of have all this money to hire all these foreigner scientist.


Not NZ

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

New Zealanders would not say "yard" we say "section" and we dont have "dumpsters" we have "skips" "Parking lot" isnt a NZ term its carpark and no legal action could be taken anyway. Only the local council can take action about eyesores on private property


email addys would be .nz if

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

email addys would be .nz if they were kiwis.


This is why the world hates the USA

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

This is typical of the us, "we are the world power" what rubbish you idiots talk. No wonder you are the most hated nation.


retarded

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

How can you hate on Americans coming to the defense of their own country? Comment after comment was bashing America and a handful of people stick up for the U.S. and you continue by saying "No wonder you are the most hated nation." Maybe it has to do with the fact that everyone in the world looks to us for leadership. How many leaders/rulers have you paid attention to over the last few years? I'd bet only a handful and I guarantee that you paid attention to whatever the U.S. was doing in any given situation. Whether you pay attention for guidance or not, it doesn't matter. Putting the world's focus on us Americans like that, make us the center of attention. It's the other countries of the world that have put us in the number one position so if you don't like us, blame yourselves.


Photo

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

Please provide a photo of the offensive lawn chairs so we can understand the magnitude of the alleged offense.


I laugh at you

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

lol! What's with the anti-US comments? This is a dispute between two neighbors - nothing more, nothing less. Most of the comments are a bit self-righteous and hypocritical. Take your hate and shove it up your arse... or ass

In other news: I just pooped


Irony

- submitted by Antizac on 07/10/2009

The arguments in the comments are more ridiculous than the argument in the article, now that's just funny.


Tards

- submitted by Raffiki on 07/10/2009

bah just keep trashing on the us from your socialist shit box countries.


the reason everyone pays

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

the reason everyone pays attention to whatever the us is soing, is because whatever shit they do, it affects everyone else, and the us doesnt give a shit, if china was causing shit around the world that was causing everyone else trouble everyone would be looking at what china was doing...


I agree with the last

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

I agree with the last commenter. I don't see a photo of either of the offensive materials in either yard. Don't judge until you have all the information.


i hate you all

- submitted by stupid humans on 07/10/2009

bye one gun and one bullet and we wont have to worry about leaving children behind anymore. Open your mouths and suck down some true freedom in anything from a .22 to .45 caliber form. Save us the trouble of keeping you alive in jail or the hospital.

I hate you all PS. im not kidding


America won the war

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

Nah, England would have won WW2 anyways. America only came in once it had pretty much been won.

English comedy is better than american comedy because i have the amazing ability to generalize all american films as Dumb and Dumber

America went to war for its independance....everyone else just asked nicely

Barrack Obama is a gay muslim born in afganistan

America has the most elite special forces in the world

.....discuss


USA USA

- submitted by Len on 07/10/2009

Ha Ha, I'm gonna join Al-Qaeda and blow these wankers to hell!


Yeah...

- submitted by justusunlimited@yahoo.com on 07/10/2009

Yeah it REALLY sucks being american. Having all this freedom is soooo fucking miserable. Having loads of money and the most powerful military in the world is really heart wrenching. I only wish we could be a little more stuck up our own asses and communistic. :\

The United States is the greatest nation in the entire world and if your think otherwise try and go to war with us. I dare you! I double dare you mother fucker!


if the article describes

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

if the article describes everything that is wrong with the us then the comments describe everything that is wrong with the world.

are you all really so dense as to recognize that thanks to this internet thing we're a global society? the governments everywhere dance with one another, but the citizens are exactly the same in every country. There are assholes, friendlies, nutjobs, quiet folks, sex freaks, everybody exists everywhere. Pull your heads out of your asses, stop bickering and get it together planet.


How ignorant.

- submitted by Objective on 07/10/2009

How pitiful is it that you castigate a country focused on liberty and ignore the fact that people will do as they please. People dont change because they are a few miles apart. Human nature is universal, not American you bigots.


watch what you say

- submitted by frank R. on 07/10/2009

its so easy for all you people to talk crap about the usa when you are all anonymous. put a name to the talk and i bet it wouldnt be so easy


I love the smell of satire in the morning.

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

I agree with all those people who think Americans are dumb: being a world power for decades and decades doesn't require any type of cunning or intelligence at all! Also, I think any country that has a nearly unblemished war-winning record must be populated with morons, because only morons can be that successful at something that requires strategy, good infrastructure, and well-trained citizens. FURTHERMORE, those stupid Americans never have soccer riots, which are clear indicators of an intelligent and highly civil society.

Seriously? The playing field is perfectly level, and there is stereotyping taking place on both sides. Sometimes with good reason, and sometimes because it's just fun to think our own nation is superior. So stop arguing and start making sure that the idiots of your nation, whichever it may be, don't send emails like this that get international coverage.


Right we only have riots at

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

Right we only have riots at our basketball championship games lol :)


wow

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

having read all of your opinions on this article, my attitude to being american has changed...wow like, before this i was hell proud to call myself american...but the gems of wisdom that have come out in this post board showing how all americans are wankers has completely changed my opinion on everything.

I'm moving to a different developed western nation so I can be proud about my herratage and embrace being English or Australian


1) Don't look at an argument

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

1) Don't look at an argument between 2 neighbors as the view of the whole country, we aren't all dumb like this. People will create lawsuits for the dumbest stuff...

2) Those "defending" the USA in this need to stop, because you aren't helping our image. Once again, we are not all like the people in the comments either; some of us have brains.

Don't bash the country because of individuals, because it is offensive to those of us who are actually intelligent. Not everyone in this country agrees with America trying to be the world police either. This is just embarrassing.


This is posted precisely

- submitted by An American on 07/10/2009

This is posted precisely because it's out of the ordinary in America. We have a large population, so of course we have a larger number of crazy people.

America is actually quite nice.


I have a belly button

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

I have a belly button


World's Dumbest

- submitted by Let's see which country has the dumbest people on 07/10/2009

I would like for all the non-US commentators to submit articles about the dumbest people in their country and the stupid stuff they argue over, so we ignorant, oppressive Americans can have a chance to judge their entire country based on the actions of the 2 dumbest people in thier country.


stupid statement

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

"watch what you say

- submitted by frank R. on 07/10/2009

its so easy for all you people to talk crap about the usa when you are all anonymous. put a name to the talk and i bet it wouldnt be so easy"

You must be the only frank R. in the world. You are jast as anonymous as I am.


USA

- submitted by Bob on 07/10/2009

There's no legal cause of action for having law chairs in your own yard in the USA, either.

The world hates the USA because they've arbitrarily decided that we suck. The reality is that no first world nation is really any better or worse than any other first world nation. Sure, some things are subtly different, but there's not a lot of differences.

And finally, we usually don't use our money to hire foreign scientists; they come to school here, and then get a job here afterwards.

But, you can keep believing whatever it is you want to believe; just remember that your sense of national superiority puts you on equal footing with the "inferior" Americans.


hi

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

You suck USA


you suck USA

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2009

you suck USA


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