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Overheard - contributed by nyccommuter on 02/24/2009

TV Dinners. So Good, So Under Appreciated?

Guy 1: Three nights in a row she served TV dinners. I think she's having a break down. I don't know what to do.

Guy 2: What kind?

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Dinners. The kind with the dessert in the corner of the foil plate? I loved those. Except gravy from the turkey sometimes spilled over into the apple, which didn't mix great. Also Chinese, I loved Chinese TV dinners. Those mini egg rolls were the best.

Guy 1: Yea, Dave, the best. F-you. (gets up, walks away) ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Train, NYC-Morristown NJ Line--

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Hmmm...

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/18/2009

If you eat a frozen dinner while surfing the internet, does that make it an "Net Dinner" ? Just wondering...