In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above . . . so I never have to go upstairs.

--Steven Wright

Number of carpenters in U.S.: 1,764,000

-US Census

added on: 11/04/2009

Funny Pictures

backyardlion2

Guard lion protecting valuable mulch.

markbecker ??Wed, 10/31/2007 ?? 11:24