A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

--Peter De Vries

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Number of carpenters in U.S.: 1,764,000

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Armed Sentry

Armed Sentry

Nothing says "welcome" like a gun-toting sentry outside the neighbor's door.

safari

We'll have some beer with our sex, thanks. Massachusetts DMV's "up with procreation" campaign.

Lawn bears, sunbathing.

Scare-Gorilla. Finally an easy-to-use lawn product to keep neighbors away.

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