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Overheard - added on 11/28/2008

Overheard At The Mall: Guitar Hero 3--Tearing Families Apart?

Woman 1: All day now it's Guitar Hero 3.

Woman 2: (nods)

Woman 1: He thinks he's a musician. He's pushing a button on a plastic guitar, a monkey could do it.

Woman 2: I know...

Woman 1: I never see him. He finally stopped locking himself in his room with World of Warcraft. (pauses) I think he may be retarded...

Woman 2: I know. I say to Jimmy, what about reading, what about exercising? What about homework?...

Woman 1: Homework? Jim?

Woman 2: Jimmy. Jr. Aren't you...

Woman 1: (shakes head, no)

Woman 2: Ron? Your husband?

Woman 1: I need chocolate.

...overhear more

--Overheard in: Mall, Paramus NJ--

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have your choclooate, go

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/28/2008

have your choclooate, go home and lose this loser!

Yea, lose the loser and send

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/28/2008

Yea, lose the loser and send me his Guitar Hero merch

A monkey could not do this,

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/28/2008

A monkey could not do this, wrong. A gorilla yes but very few monkeys

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