A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

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Number of carpenters in U.S.: 1,764,000

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...I told them, no wood chips. This splinter is a mo-fo.

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Rock accented by decorative house.

Mortgage problems? Hooey! You start with 1 headstone, then add another and, before you know it, you've got a cemetery.

Brother can you spare a rib roast...

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