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Overheard - added on 07/03/2009

Fool, I'm Trying To Sleep

Guy 1: Ever wonder why you get snow sometimes and frozen rain other times when it's below freezing.

Guy 2: (yawns; it's 6:30 a.m.)

Guy 1: What about sleet? Even hail.

Guy 2: (leans head back on bench)

Guy 1: Then...

Guy 2: Can you please shut up. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Train Sta., South Orange NJ--

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