Crossing Guard 1: It's too hot.

Crossing Guard 2: Yesterday you said it was too cold.

Crossing Guard 1: So...

Crossing Guard 2: It was 95 degrees. It was pushing 100.

Crossing Guard 1:  Not in my car. My car was cold.

Crossing Guard 2:  You weren't in your car. I didn't see you in a car.

Crossing Guard 1:  So.... Who made you the meteorologist?...overhear more