A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

--Peter De Vries

Number of carpenters in U.S.: 1,764,000

-US Census

added on: 11/04/2009

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Barbarian monkey-monster with spiked ball offering well wishes to neighbors.

markbecker ??Wed, 03/07/2007 ?? 10:03