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Overheard - added on 07/23/2009

I'm A Police Officer. I'll Decide What's Bullsh*t

Car Driver: You scanned my plate randomly.

Cop: Not randomly.

Car Driver: But I wasn't doing anything wrong.

Cop: Correct.

Car Driver: You happened to be behind me. Even though I was driving perfectly well, you scanned my plate. That's random. If I wasn't there, you would have randomly scanned somebody else's plate.

Cop: It's not random.

Car Driver: (pauses) OK, it's bullsh*t. Is bullsh*t better?...overhear more

--Overheard in: Side of Road, Woodbridge NJ--

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