The answer is yes, definitely, if you drink the new Magic Power Coffee -- a blend of libido-inspiring natural herbs guaranteed to start your morning off really with a jolt. Does it work? We're not sure really. Is it safe -- there too, not sure. But it's advertised as safe -- and as sure a thing as there is out there -- and equally effective for men and women.

So before you head into your local Starbucks tomorrow morning, ask yourself -- do I want that grande mochachino half-calf again or do I want the best sex of my life? Hmm...tough call.