B-Rant

- submitted by . on 10/27/2009

  

The Scourge Of Urine! And The Product 'Man' Enough To Eradicate It

We don't know what to make of this exactly -- except to us, from our admittedly limited perspective, it's possibly the best, most unintentionally comical video ever made on the evidently underappreciated scourge of urine in America.

Remember those melodramatic black & white films from the 50s and 60s warning about the dangers of nuclear war...and  marijuana? Add this video -- promoting one of the clearest and most literal product names ever -- Urine Off -- to the list of collector's-item-worthy documentaries.

Who knew urine was -- is -- such a huge problem? We didn't.* If you have a urine problem; if you don't have a urine problem but want to learn about urine problems; if you want to learn about a product that can -- finally -- rid American households of the pandemic urine problem; if you simply want to learn all there is to know about urine...watch this video. (Or if you don't have the patience, just watch the first few seconds -- you'll get the flavor...and odor.)

*Ed. Note: We're sure, for pet owners, urine stains are a problem. You want to clean them, no question. What we like about the video, though, is its tone -- even the voice of the narrator is perfect. In fact, this product may work fantastically -- we don't regularly test products, particularly those requiring us to experiment with urine. But the sales pitch, the beauty of the video presentation...that's what gets and wins us.

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War on Urine

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/06/2009

Thank god, someone has finally developed a superior weapon on this vile scourge. But "Urineoff" sounds sort of Russian. There isn't some kind of silent conspiracy here is there.


We have urine!!! So is like

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/06/2009

We have urine!!! So is like the 50s scare movies. LMAO


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