Judge: (reviewing notes) You fled two police officers.

Defendant: (wasted, nods head)

Judge: You hid in a car.

Defendant: (appears nearly asleep)

Judge: You defaced a street sign.

Defendant: (nothing)

Judge: (shakes head, disgusted) You removed two bags of...pretzels from a market, without paying.

Defendant: (bolts awake) They were out of Doritos. I wanted Doritos... ...overhear more