Town after town, especially in the northeast (and especially in New Jersey) are complaining about the influx of turkeys -- the birds -- into their neighborhoods. (Surely it's not the schools.) The gobblers congest streets, poop all over lawns and, worst of all, make a lot of folks guilty about chopping off their heads and eating the birds for Thanksgiving. Now some apparently are getting aggressive. 

Here's a vid clip of several aggressive turkeys in one NJ town. The action starts around 30-seconds in, but the clip is short and for anyone who wants to know the truth -- evidently turkeys like bicycles -- it may be worth watching the whole thing. It's definitely entertaining. (Do you like screams?) And as far as we can tell no one -- including a turkey -- was hurt during the filming of this clip.