In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

--Steven Wright

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Number of carpenters in U.S.: 1,764,000

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added on: 11/04/2009

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Overheard - added on 10/27/2009

There Are Things Worse Than Being Bored

Sales Woman: (behind desk, empty office) I'm bored.

Sales Guy: (yawns) I'm so f-ing bored.

Sales Woman: Ever think about doing something else?

Sales Guy: No way. No. Why would I?...overhear more

--Overheard in: Travel Agency, Bridgewater NJ--

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