Finally, there's a doghouse that satisfies your dog's desire for clean lines and modernity. Ample space and light yet cozy enough to fit even the most particular poop-machine's aesthetic and comfort needs.

The new Bauhaus-inspired doghouse is architect designed and hand crafted. It's almost certainly nicer than your own house -- so you'll be able to use it for parties...if your dog permits -- and it's available for the bargain-basement price of $6,000. That's for the small size, of course.

The larger versions, including Mansion-scale for dogs who passionately crave space, will cost more. But why wouldn't they -- do you think Bill Gates' 9 million square foot home doesn't cost a little more than yours? And why wouldn't you want to spend what's necessary (e.g.,  more than a BMW) on making sure your dog lives and recreates in a home that Frank Lloyd Wright would be proud to spend a long weekend in. Woof!